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@roxie Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough...
Wait, no, that's just a dildo
@roxie I know this was meant to be an inflatable 'christmas tree' in the minimalist style but... you 100% know that whoever sold them this was like "fuckin lol watch this I'mma sell them a gigantic inflatable buttplug and tell them it's a christmas tree this is gonna be hilarious"
@roxie I can just imagine the process of ordering this. "What kind of inflatable tree would you like?" "Well, like this small pine tree model, but bigger" *shows pic* "Umm.. that's not a tree" "Uuuh, I know what a tree looks like sir." "Oookay. One 'tree' coming up..."
@roxie Roxie, tag yer friggin' lewds!