I'm a genius. Replace master/slave problematic language in programming with dog/sheep. Not problematic but also u get to think of lovely dogs and cute sheep on a field. I'll accept my Nobel peace price in the mail
@roxie oh damn that's good
i usually just use terminology like "primary" and "read replica"? but that's cute as hell
@00dani cause the doggy program go's awoo and then the Sheepy ones go baa and then do the thing
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